Classic Jack Benny

Here's a clip from the Jack Benny Show from 1960. I don't know if that was the golden age of television generally, but Benny was clearly still at his peak (which had begun about twenty-five years earlier on the radio). As most of you know, Benny was famous for being cheap (and never aging past 39), and that's the background for these two bits. See if they don't make you laugh out loud: